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Character Name: Wendy Testaburger.
Series: South Park.
Gender:Female.
Age: Fifteen years old.
Species: Human.
Sexuality: Bisexual.
Appearance: Weny is a bit taller than her ex-friend, Bebe - she's just about five feet and four inches - being of the extremely leggy variety of girl. Which makes up for her breasts being itsy bitsy, supposedly, although Wendy would argue the point. Her hair is black, and is worn rather long, with her trademark pink [and occasionally purple] beret placed neatly on top. The clothes she was stuck in when this all happened? A purple sweater and black leggings. She is more or less rather upset about the lack of clothes, thanks, even if she's never been the most shallow in her group of friends. She's still a girl.
Personality: Wendy is a typically nice girl - until something triggers her jealousy or Feminist Instincts, or if you happen to be Eric Cartman [aka Boy Whose Guts She Hates]. Or if you happen to trip her Cause Instincts. When she's not upset about any of those things, she's a nice, generous girl - she once gave away prize candy to starving children in a third-world country, for example, despite the fact that most children would not make such a sacrifice. When she is upset, look out! Wendy apparently has no issues hiring Arab assasins to take out anyone who gets in her way. Nevermind that Manhatten currently seems to be lacking Arab assasins...

Wendy is very political, when it comes down to 'what is she most interested in'. Give her a cause and she'll be devoted to the very end - and she'll scold and argue with anyone who isn't devoted. She's actually fairly good at speaking, and usually has a good many reasonable points - even if her actions can, in typical Southpark fashion, be entirely unreasonable.
Abilities: She's not shocked by a lot of weird crap - due entirely to South Park, where weird crap was normal crap - and is mostly just irritated at being inconveinanced. Wendy tends to catch onto things pretty quickly, and was one of the smartest kids in her grade [and while that wasn't a hard feat, she was smart]. She has the ability to see a cause in just about anything, and won't give up on them even when everyne else is going in the exact opposite direction - case in point being the Stupid Spoiled Whore thing.
Weaknesses: Wendy's biggest weakness would be her jealousy, really. She hates being ignored for other people [prime example being Bebe and her Boobs], and she hates the hint that anyone might be smarter than her [or that Eric Cartman wins for being an idiot, which is worse]. She looses her usually quite reasonable outlook the minute she gets upset - and then she tends to start doing ridiculous things. Like hiring Arab assasins, and such. She's also very, very into her causes. She'd probably give away the clothes on her back to children in third world countries, if asked.
Manhattanite or outsider? Outsider - but this world is hers, from all appearances.
History: Wendy grew up in the rural Colorado town of South Park. A town where weird things were entirely the norm. She went to South Park elementary school, and was best friends with Bebe Stevens.

Wendy is best known in Southpark for being 'Stan's girlfriend' [although they later break up]. Her history, however, is pretty damn weird, and will be done in bullet format, so I know I don't miss anything.

-Cartman wins the "Save Our Fragile Planet Contest". Wendy is understandably pissed off, particularly when she finds out he copied his work. She later tries to stop Mr. Garrison ad Mr. Hat from assassinating Kathie Lee Gifford, with Stan's help.

-Wendy goes back on her word to dress as Raggedy Ann for Stan, and dresses as Chewbacca - and somehow manages to win the Halloween costume contest despite the fact that everyone else was Chewbacca, too. She sends her prize to starving third-world children, and is then turned into a zombie after Stan wishes her dead.

-Wendy hires Arab assasins to kill Miss Ellen, since Stan has a crush on her.

-She forces Stan to take her to see independant films [much to his dismay].

-Wendy helps Bebe with Kyle, and forces the boys to build a clubhouse so they can play truth or dare.

-Wendy is stuck with Cartman on the flag debate - and FREAKS OUT when she finds herself attracted to him. Thankfully, Bebe helps her kill that.

-Joins the boys' boy band, disguising herself as another boy.

-Wendy and her girls build an advanced fortress to protect themselves from boys, after they become paranoid the boys will try to have sex with them without condoms on.

-Bebe gets breasts and Wendy gets jealous - thus getting breast implants and like...gossping about her best friend.

-Breaks up with Stan and starts dating Token Black.

-Wendy avoids becoming a "whore" and attempts to save the other girls from it. [Bebe falls to whoredom]

-Teases Majorine along with Bebe, but is the first [with Bebe] to apologize after they realize how hurt she is.

-The kids do the 'egg project', and she's first teamed with Kyle, and later Bebe. She and Bebe are a bit of a better team, and do not prove that gays are bad parents.

-Wendy and Bebe get into a fight over 'The List' and Bebe attempts to murder her - although she gets Kenny, instead.

After all /that/, Bebe moves away - and leaves Wendy without her best friend, although she does remain the leader of the girls. Fast forward a bit to now, when Wendy's visiting Manhatten while on school break. She's less then happy about the turn of events - she no longer has her suitcase, for one. Her daddy was carrying it.

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